I can’t really describe this blog is other than it is written by a brilliant comedic genius that has ADD. It’s completely random and totally awesome. If you haven’t already checked it out you need to go to check out Batteries Feel Included right now. The article that got me hooked was called Easy Solutions #1. It lays out a plan to bed the female friend you’re in love with but has a boyfriend, and probably would sleep with you anyway. Basically you change the way you look drastically and sneak into her room naked. Then you tell her that you’re from the future and the two of you are married but the relationship isn’t going well and you’ve come back to tell her how to save her current boyfriend from dying because you’re sure she’d be happy with someone him instead of you. She’ll be so moved she’ll sleep with you and one of three things will happen:
1) During the sex some feelings that she didn’t know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend for you.
2) Life will carry on as normal.
3) You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren’t entirely sure if what you’ve done counts as some kind of low level rape. You will take your own life by hanging, overdose or wrist cutting.
But don’t just stop reading here…go to Batteries Feel Included and read his hilarious stories for yourself, you won’t be disappointed