For those of you that have seen the “hack” videos doing the rounds on the Internets…you know the one where you can cut open big batteries to get a bunch of little batteries out of them? Here’s a great VCR hack by Gagfilms that shows you how to recycle the components in your old VCR.
Archive for June, 2009
This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. A Lincoln Park, Michigan police officer hangs up on a girl who was calling 911 for her dad who was having a seizure after brain surgery because she said “fuck” after having to call 911 twice when she got no answer the first time… And if that’s not bad enough, when she went in to make a complaint about him he arrested and charged her for Disorderly Conduct and Abusing 911 (a charge that doesn’t exist). The officer, Sergeant Robert McFarland, has not made any public statements about the incident and was suspended for 2 weeks without pay…seems a little light when someone could have died because he had a bug up his ass that day.
I can’t really describe this blog is other than it is written by a brilliant comedic genius that has ADD. It’s completely random and totally awesome. If you haven’t already checked it out you need to go to check out Batteries Feel Included right now. The article that got me hooked was called Easy Solutions #1. It lays out a plan to bed the female friend you’re in love with but has a boyfriend, and probably would sleep with you anyway. Basically you change the way you look drastically and sneak into her room naked. Then you tell her that you’re from the future and the two of you are married but the relationship isn’t going well and you’ve come back to tell her how to save her current boyfriend from dying because you’re sure she’d be happy with someone him instead of you. She’ll be so moved she’ll sleep with you and one of three things will happen:
1) During the sex some feelings that she didn’t know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend for you.
2) Life will carry on as normal.
3) You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren’t entirely sure if what you’ve done counts as some kind of low level rape. You will take your own life by hanging, overdose or wrist cutting.
But don’t just stop reading here…go to Batteries Feel Included and read his hilarious stories for yourself, you won’t be disappointed
This is by far my favorite Strangers with Candy episode. It’s the pilot so not many people have seen it unless you have the DVDs. If you haven’t seen it, the show was sick, twisted, and totally badass. Like all badass shows it was cancelled to make room for stupid reruns or some other bullshit. Retardation a Celebration deals with the school administration enlisting Jerri Blank to try to ferret out a retard hidden in the student body. This scene is where where Mr. Jellineck helps Jerri find out about retardation with the help of Wilford Brimley It took me forever to find this clip online so you better watch…enjoy!
ZOMG…this video is fucking awesome. Stop action GI Joes remaking the thing to pretty cool electronic music. If ever there was such a thing, THIS is nerd porn. I got chills. It combines: GI Joes…The Thing (one of the creepiest horror flicks ever made)…and electronic music. Ok the Last one isn’t really a nerd thing per se, but if you’re gonna argue semantics with me instead of watch it you’re a dick. Just watch the video.
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE Driving Clip Simon Gesrel Xavier Ehretsmann
Uploaded by JeanCarpentier. – Independent web videos.
Have you ever gotten a text from a friend and said to yourself…self, thousands of people should read how stupid my friend is…? Before you would have had to go on a forum, or get a blog and share things with people that don’t really care about anything you have to say no matter how hard you slave at writing 2 or 3 sentences to go along with a funny video of a guy de-nutting himself trying to do a flip on high-wire you found on the web…er sorry, bitter rant. Like this…
Me: I’m standing next to a guy that smells like I imagine Jet Li does…
Me again: Oh shit…I just realized that before today I had imagined what Jet Li would smell like…I need fucking help
Do you see how much work that took? It took hours to set this blog up. Then months of work to make it mildly (if at all) funny. and still onloy 10 people will read that and know that I’m weird as hell…and they already know me so they know.
Enough about that…now you don’t have to take all that time and energy to share your funny texts or to read them! Just go to Texts From Last Night (TFLN) and enjoy some great comedy.