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Most Inappropriate Toy of All Time

Posted by ebowen On April - 26 - 2010

I don’t’ remember ever seeing this toy or the commercial…I’m pretty sure I’d remember this. I can’t believe that anyone from the toy company looked at this and thought it was totally fine…what parent would buy this thing?


Kenan Thompson is Reba…OMFG!

Posted by ebowen On March - 14 - 2010

This digital short “Two Worlds Collide” from SNL with Andy Samberg and Kenan Thompson is perhaps one of the top five funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I laughed hysterically the first 15 times I watched the thing. I’m thoroughly convinced that with this clip, the scared straight character, and many others that Kenan Thompson is the funniest person on SNL right now…after watching Good Burger I would have never thought I’d being saying those words.


Human Jumbotron

Posted by ebowen On February - 5 - 2010

This is completely unbelievable. This could only happen outside the US. I think we’re incapable of precision.


Ever wonder what a thermogram of a fart looks like?

Posted by markb On November - 8 - 2009

Well here you go.  I couldn’t resist this one.  The little kid in me is giggling uncontrollably.

Science Photo Library photos of the week – Telegraph.


The Video That Ended Billy Squire’s Career

Posted by ebowen On July - 7 - 2009

And makes me laugh hysterically if I even try to watch it for more than 30 seconds…I can’t even begin to explain how bad Billy Squire is in this video…you HAVE to see this for yourself.  There are rumors that this is the reason for the end of record sales…


Robogeisha…Japan Keeps Cranking out the Weird

Posted by ebowen On July - 5 - 2009

I…I…I just don’t know what to say about this trailer for the upcoming film Robogeisha by Noboru Iguchi. It made me do several double, and triple, takes. I love the handicapped gun, fried shrimp, and tengu milk attacks. I mean come on, WHAT THE FUCK? I’ve seen weirder shit…A LOT weirder shit but that’s all on 4chan so I can’t post it here. I mean I won’t post it here because it’ll make most of you throw up (you’re welcome), but this is ridiculous.


This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. A Lincoln Park, Michigan police officer hangs up on a girl who was calling 911 for her dad who was having a seizure after brain surgery because she said “fuck” after having to call 911 twice when she got no answer the first time… And if that’s not bad enough, when she went in to make a complaint about him he arrested and charged her for Disorderly Conduct and Abusing 911 (a charge that doesn’t exist). The officer, Sergeant Robert McFarland, has not made any public statements about the incident and was suspended for 2 weeks without pay…seems a little light when someone could have died because he had a bug up his ass that day.


John Carpenter’s “The Thing” Remade With GI Joes…

Posted by ebowen On June - 21 - 2009

ZOMG…this video is fucking awesome.  Stop action GI Joes remaking the thing to pretty cool electronic music.  If ever there was such a thing, THIS is nerd porn.  I got chills. It combines: GI Joes…The Thing (one of the creepiest horror flicks ever made)…and electronic music.  Ok the Last one isn’t really a nerd thing per se, but if you’re gonna argue semantics with me instead of watch it you’re a dick.  Just watch the video.


Hilarious Thai Dance Video

Posted by ebowen On June - 9 - 2009

This may compete with some of my weird Japanese stuff…what makes someone do this? I don’t understand…and in an effort not to understand or tolerate other cultures I ridicule the following:


At least it is when the Japanese have their way with it…this is an ad for some Japanese high blood-pressure medicine. It definitely has it’s roots in Japanese samurai movies…and is weird as hell.


Stupid Guida Face

Posted by ebowen On May - 3 - 2009

I thought I might have come up with something original for once but it seems that someone beat me to the punch coming up with guida.  The following video is perfect example of why you have to keep a close eye on who your kids hang out with.  She’s making the same stupid face in every damn picture…it’s not even the slightest bit attractive.  How could you be so stupid as to believe that that was attractive unless you’re hanging out with guido oompa loompa douchebags…

Did someone she knew actually say to her when she was young, “Oh you look so good in pictures where you scrunch your face up like you’re constipated AND retarded.”


Mexico Approves Bill to Legalize Illicit Drugs

Posted by ebowen On April - 30 - 2009

Yes, you read that right…while the world is in a frenzy over the swine flu they slip this one in. I was going to avoid Mexico because of the violence, but now I don’t have to because they solved the whole problem.

Check it:

Mexico City .- This evening the Senate approved the opinion of the legislative initiative to combat drug trafficking, which allows the carrying of small doses of drugs, marijuana, cocaine and crystal, among others. The opinion is on technical adjustments and will be brought to discussion before the plenary on Tuesday, with changes to either drug, nor consumers are criminalized by psychotropic drugs or even certain amount. The opinion is on technical adjustments and will be brought to discussion before the plenary on Tuesday, with changes to either drug, nor consumers are criminalized by psychotropic drugs or even certain amount.

I’m sure that the prevalent corruption in the country had nothing to do with this in the least.

Here’s a chart that I found in Spanish with the rundown…



More Weird Japanese Crap

Posted by ebowen On April - 12 - 2009

I’m thoroughly convinced that the majority of all the weird shit in the world comes from 3 places…Florida, Germany, and Japan.  I’m sure that 89% of the worlds weirdness comes out of them.  Seriously, think about all the stories you’ve seen when you stopped in the middle of it and just thought “What the fuck were they thinking?’  Chances are that they took place in one of those three.  And Japan takes the cake among those 3, which is amazing.   Well, here’s a humdinger.  New from Japan, neon lamp fights.  Yeah this is pretty much one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen.  It’s a bunch of idiot Japanese wrestlers cutting the shit out of themselves with big neon bulbs…and that’s it.  Nothing about this is entertaining unless you’re into watching Darwin’s theory being proven right in front of your eyes…luckily neon bulbs are poisonous so we’ll see the people actually willing to participate in these idiotfests be wittled down rather quickly…


High Performance Smart Cars

Posted by ebowen On April - 12 - 2009

Smart has teamed up with some of the world’s great auto manufacturers to come out with some incredible new models of their tiny little cars for all the people that weren’t interested in getting a Smart car because they lacked performance.


Squirrel Obstacle Course

Posted by ebowen On April - 12 - 2009

Squirrels are amazingly intelligent little rodents. This one navigates a very complicated obstacle course like it’s nothing.


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